Just get one, take it and your courage in both hands, kiss it, and you will have a real charming prince at your disposal.
The cons: this charming prince is a yes-man without any real personality or conversation, and unless you just plan to convert him into a slave that does all the housework, you may get bored.
The big pros: possibility of kissing many frogs; a great way of showing off in front of your ex-boyfriend. (Just pay attention to any possible side effects and ensure your charming prince doesn’t open his mouth. Indeed, in addition to his very predictable dullness and abnormal conversational tone, on rare occasions he can also remember he was a frog in a past life and begins to croak.)
Take into account that the feminine version exists but as it is more difficult to get, it is, of course, way more expensive!
Flora
Ps. One of my drawings for the occasion!
For your pleasure, one of my favourite poems by Emily Dickinson.
I’m Nobody! Who are you? Are you – Nobody – too? Then there’s a pair of us! Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know! How dreary – to be – Somebody! How public – like a Frog – To tell one’s name – the livelong June – To an admiring Bog! Emily Dickinson