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Special Pea

Dernière mise à jour : 7 janv. 2023






Reread The Princess and the pea by Andersen.

We asked the Prince’s mother a few peas from the royal kitchen garden, and our biologists managed to create a GMO with some special functions, and improved conditions of use.

As the Prince who wanted to marry a true Princess, you might be able to know if your beloved is a special person! And this, without using twenty mattresses and twenty blankets! Pretty intrusive and bothersome, isn’t it? We’ve got something easier and way more discreet, for your greatest enjoyment: you just need to put the pea under their pillow to get sure...

Indeed, you want to know if the guy you just meet and who is sleeping next to you might become your husband one day... Because you’re such an artishocked heart and you must protect yourself from any additional shocking disappointment, for example. You are tired of being used, and used to building castles in the air when you don’t really know if the charming guy is a charming prince! Or maybe, you just want to know if your boyfriend (girlfriend) is a true boyfriend (girlfriend), and doesn’t kiss anyone else...

We’ve got what you need!

Just try our very Special Pea to detect the very (Un)Special Person!


If the day after you put the special pea under their pillow, you become some mental punching bag because they didn’t manage to sleep and they are naturally in a foul mood -we can’t prevent the side effects yet-, you will know they are perfect for you! Otherwise...

(We don't provide after-sales service either.)

Flora


Ps. Express drawing... =)


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